Bistro polskie — Review by KSIĄŻULO
Poznan, Poland — Polish
This Polish bistro in Poznan is the lowest-rated restaurant in the city. The reviewer found the food quality terrible, overpriced at 50 PLN for a poor meal, with a deliberately tilted scale to cheat customers and inedible items like dry pickles and questionable ham.
What was great: Nothing mentioned
What could improve: Terrible quality food, extremely overpriced, scale positioned crooked to overcharge customers, poor quality ham, dry pickles, unidentifiable sauce, eggs that looked like yolk pieces, poor quality ingredients overall
The Dishes
The reviewer ordered what appeared to be a traditional Polish plate for 50 PLN. The main components included ham of questionable quality, eggs that the reviewer described as just yolk pieces, pickled cucumbers, and an unidentifiable sauce. The ham had an unusual appearance and poor texture. The pickled cucumbers, priced at 10 PLN for two pieces, were particularly problematic - they were completely dry and desiccated, nothing like what one would expect from properly pickled vegetables. The sauce was described as not sour at all, which is unusual for Polish cuisine, and had an unidentifiable, unknown taste that the reviewer struggled to classify.
The Experience
The establishment appears to be a casual Polish eatery, but the experience was deeply negative. Most notably, the reviewer discovered that the scale used for weighing food was deliberately positioned at an angle to show higher weights and thus charge customers more money. This dishonest practice aligns with customer reviews mentioned in the video, suggesting this is a known scam. The reviewer expressed concern about becoming ill from the food.
Value and Pricing
At 50 PLN for the meal, the price is not inherently expensive, but the value is absolutely terrible. Individual components were also overpriced - 10 PLN for two poor quality pickled cucumbers is particularly egregious. The rigged scale compounds the overcharging issue significantly.
Notable Moments
Okropne jedzenie. Strasznie drogo.
Ludzie pisali, że wiesz, specjalnie krzywo stoi, żeby drożej liczyła.
The reviewer notes that customer reviews had specifically warned about the crooked scale, confirming this is a deliberate fraudulent practice.
The Verdict
This is unequivocally the worst restaurant experience documented, earning its reputation as the lowest-rated establishment in Poznan. The combination of terrible food quality, deliberate fraud with the scale, and extremely poor value makes this restaurant completely avoidable. This is not recommended for anyone.