Crumbl Cookies — Review by Tommy Winkler
Not specified, United States — Cookies/Desserts
Tommy Winkler tried Crumbl Cookies' Minecraft-themed lineup and was disappointed with nearly every option. The cookies were either dry, excessively sweet, or had confusing flavors, with most receiving ratings between 1 and 5 out of 10.
What was great: The lemon flavored cookie had at least some flavor compared to the others
What could improve: Most cookies were extremely dry, overly sweet, or had unclear flavors. The Minecraft-themed cookies were gimmicky and did not taste good
The Dishes
The reviewer sampled six Minecraft-themed cookies from Crumbl's special lineup. The Minecraft cookie (described as a butt plug) was the driest cookie he had ever eaten, receiving a 4 out of 10. The grass block cookie failed to impress, earning only a 3 out of 10, with the reviewer noting it would need real grass to taste any good. The cherry back shots cookie was overwhelmingly sweet at 1 out of 10, with the reviewer able to taste the thousand calories in a single bite. The Slenderman cookies were described as black sludge with an unpleasant texture, scoring 2.5 out of 10. The creeper cream pie was confusing and flavorless, making it impossible to identify what he was eating, receiving 3.5 out of 10. The lemon booty seed cookie was tart but at least had some discernible flavor, earning the highest score of 5 out of 10.
The Experience
The video appears to be a casual taste test where the reviewer samples multiple cookies in sequence. The presentation is straightforward, with the reviewer providing immediate reactions and ratings after each cookie.
Value and Pricing
No specific pricing information was mentioned in the transcript.
Notable Moments
Why is this not edible? That just pissed me off. I'm sorry, but that's the driest cookie I've ever ate.
I don't know what you guys want me to say. It's like this black sludge.
The reviewer's frustration with the quality and the confusing flavor combinations was evident throughout the tasting.
The Verdict
This Crumbl Cookies Minecraft lineup was largely disappointing. The gimmicky theming did not translate to good taste or texture, with most cookies being either too dry, too sweet, or lacking any identifiable flavor. Only the lemon cookie showed some promise. This review suggests the Minecraft collection may prioritize novelty over quality.