Zajebisty Kebab — Review by KSIĄŻULO
Poland, Poland — Kebab
The reviewer visited Zajebisty Kebab and was extremely disappointed with their 34 PLN kebab, describing it as trash and one of the worst meals they have had in a long time. The kebab featured overly salty chicken, stale bread, pre-packaged cheese, and poorly prepared vegetables, failing to deliver even basic quality standards.
What was great: Nothing mentioned
What could improve: Poor quality meat that was very salty, stale old-school triangle bread from a train station, pre-packaged cheese instead of freshly cut, undercooked or questionable quality cheese, minimal vegetables, lack of seasoning on vegetables, overall poor execution for the price of 34 PLN
The Dishes
The reviewer ordered what was supposed to be a kebab for 34 PLN. The dish featured old-school triangle-shaped bread that resembled something from a train station, possibly decades old. Inside, there was an oversalted and fatty chicken that was admittedly juicy but excessively salty. The vegetables were minimal and poorly prepared, with thick-cut tomatoes that appeared to have no seasoning whatsoever. There were grilled vegetables visible, including what looked like carrots, zucchini, and peppers, but they seemed hastily assembled without care. Potatoes were notably absent. The cheese component was particularly problematic - it appeared to be pre-packaged feta cheese from a cup rather than freshly cut, with the reviewer suspecting it might even be undercooked or of questionable quality.
The Experience
The overall presentation and execution were extremely poor. The reviewer noted that everything about the dish seemed wrong, from the bread quality to the assembly to the pricing.
Value & Pricing
At 34 PLN, the reviewer considered this meal to be absolute garbage and terrible value for money. They emphasized that the price point made the poor quality even more egregious.
Notable Moments
This is completely unrelated to a gyro and should not even be called that. Where are you guys? I have not seen such trash when it comes to gyros.
For 34 PLN, I consider this to be truly trash. I have not eaten such trash in a long time. Nothing adds up here, including the price.
The Verdict
This establishment is not recommended. The reviewer made clear this is not worth anyone's money or time, criticizing everything from ingredient quality to preparation to pricing.